X (Twitter) profile roasts, built from real numbers
A profile roast is a comedy teardown of a public X account's content strategy, built from its real posting data: engagement rate, schedule, and what the bio promises against what the feed delivers. We roast the strategy, never the person, and every roast ends with one genuine tip.
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All roasts
Newest first. Last roasted .
Theo - t3.gg@theo · 362.9K followers@theo: From CEO to Content Machine Gun?
@theo posts 11.84 times a day, promising CEO insights but delivering a firehose of AI model opinions with a 1.21% engagement rate.
@levelsio@levelsio · 919.5K followers@levelsio's Bio Promises, But His Engagement Stalls
@levelsio's bio is a brag book of income streams, but his actual posts earn a grim 0.7% engagement rate, proving that numbers on a profile mean nothing when your content is this dry.
What's in a roast?
Want the numbers without the jokes? Every X creator profile has them, straight.
A roast reads an account's recent posts and profile, grades the content from S to F, and turns the numbers into jokes. The numbers are real; the jokes are ours.
- The grade
- A content grade from S to F, with a one-line verdict.
- The numbers
- Engagement rate, posts a day, reply share, and average likes and views, from the account's recent posts.
- The charts
- Likes on each recent post, plus posting by weekday and by three-hour window in UTC.
- The receipts
- The burns, each aimed at the content strategy, never the person.
- The exhibits
- Their most-liked recent posts, linked to the originals on X.
- One genuine tip
- The comedy stops for one sincere suggestion the account can use.
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